A blonde Joke

[Teresa]

[flo]

Heather, LOVE your picture (for obvious reasons  ) .  For the rest of you, that is my youngest granddaughter with her.

[flo]

Teresa, know why us blondes take these "jokes" in stride? Because we are more tolerant of others. 

[Teresa]

A Blonde is watching the news with her husband
when the newscaster says 'Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.'

The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing
'That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!'

Confused, he says, 'Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving,
and there is always that risk involved.'

After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, asks,
'How many is a Brazilian?'

[heather_tyler_2014]

                                                 BLONDE AT FOOTBALL GAME
A guy decides to take his new blonde girlfriend to a football game.After the game is over,he asks her if she liked the game.She replies:"Oh it was great,I loved watching those men in tight close,but there was only one thing I didn't understand."   What did you not understand?
And the blonde says."Well at the begginning of the game,both teams flipped a quarter to see who would get the kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling,"get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back."So I thought to myself,gosh it's just a quarter!"

                                                    I know funny right!!!

[heather_tyler_2014]

                                                       SPEEDING TICKET
           A blonde ws speeding on a highway when a police car pulled her over.
                            The policeman walks up to the blonde and say's " Excuse ma'am,could I please see your drivings liscense and registration?" The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says" I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my liscense and today you expect me to show it to you?"