A blonde Joke

[Jo McDonald]

If anyone refers to this as a "racist" joke -- I'll flip out!!! -- but it IS about a Caucasian - so it will  probably be OK
Jo



POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER

A  blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.
The  pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde  assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
'I'm sorry,' says the pharmacist, 'We don't have any.'
'But, I always buy it here,' says the blonde  .

'Do  you have the container that it came in?' asks the  pharmacist.
'Yes,' said the blonde, 'I'll go home and get it.'
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, 'This is just a normal stick of underarm  deodorant.''
Annoyed, the blonde  snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container  ...


'TO APPLY, PUSH UP  BOTTOM.' 

[sixdogsmom]

OMG! I have a friend who collects blonde jokes! She's gonna love this one! LOLOL!! 

[Judy Harder]

I too, love blonde jokes.............I have never been blonds and really
have nothing against blondes.............we all just like to poke fun and most
of them usually laugh with us.

Good one Jo......thanks,
GB
J

[Teresa]

 

I hate 'em...
and i think it was mean and very racist that you put that up there mama..

[Judy Harder]

HA HA HA........

Teresa, if you are like most of us in our age bracket............we all have that little box of
hair color to reach for when we want a certain color.

But, if you want to take offense................go for it.................and or delete the message.
You do have the POWER!!!!

[Teresa]

Oh that's okay Judy.. I have heard just about every single blond joke that there is.. and I still smile and laugh ...
Why?

Because I understand them.. 

[heather_tyler_2014]

Ok sorry Teresa I had to post this...

                          How do you make a blonde go crazy ... Put her in a round room and tell her to go sit in the corner.

[sixdogsmom]

 

[Teresa]

That would do it Heather.. 

[bowie boy]

just one more,

;Dwhy did the blond stare at the can of orange juice,...................because it said concentrate.