No Security Clearance for Obuma

pam · October 28, 2008, 10:50:25 AM

I have found knowledge and common sense and things that rang true in very unlikely places Teresa. The truth just shines whether it's buried in a pile of crap or has a spotlight on it. One of the things I have learned is that sometimes you have to shovel the crap to find the truth. So I get my hipwaders and start lookin because that's what I do......it's a matter of balance...if you don't know the dark how do you know it's light?

Catwoman · October 28, 2008, 12:34:20 PM

Pam, I've said it before and I still mean it...I like you!

You always make sense.

Teresa · October 28, 2008, 09:04:55 PM

I know she does.. Kinda makes you sick doesn't it?

pam · October 29, 2008, 08:12:34 AM

Teresa · October 29, 2008, 08:07:30 PM

oh puuullease...

bashful?

Warph · October 30, 2008, 01:29:17 AM

Quote from: Catwoman on October 28, 2008, 12:34:20 PM
Pam, I've said it before and I still mean it...I like you! You always make sense.

And you don't do so bad yourself, Cat....

greatguns · October 30, 2008, 02:59:47 AM

Listened to the points.

Teresa · October 30, 2008, 11:02:37 PM

As of November 5, 2008, if Senator Obama is officially elected into office for President, our company will instill a few new policies which are in keeping with his new, inspiring issues of change and fairness:

1. All salespeople will be pooling their sales and bonuses into a common pool that will be divided equally between all of you. This will serve to give those of you who are under-achieving a "fair shake."

2. All low level workers will be pooling their wages, including overtime, into a common pool, dividing it equally amongst you. This will help those who are "too busy for overtime" to reap the rewards from those who have more spare time and can work extra hours.

3. All top management will now be referred to as "the government." We will not participate in this "pooling" experience because the law doesn't apply to us.

4. The "government" will give eloquent speeches to all employees every week, encouraging its workers to continue to work hard "for the good of all."

5. The employees will be thrilled with these new policies because it's "good to spread the wealth around." Those of you who have underachieved will finally get an opportunity; those of you who have worked hard and had success will feel more "patriotic."

6. The last few people who were hired should clean out their desks. Don't feel bad, though, because President Obama will give you free health care, free handouts, free oil for heating your home, free food stamps, and he'll let you stay in your home for as long as you want even if you can't pay your mortgage. If you appeal directly to our democratic congress, you might even get a free flat screen TV and a coupon for free haircuts (shouldn't all Americans be entitled to nice looking hair?)!!!

If for any reason you are not happy with the new policies, you may want to rethink your vote on November 4th.

In the name of originality, since this sounds like a form of government many of us can recall, our new form of government will be called Obammunism.