I've decided to vote Democrat!

[Teresa]

I've changed my mind!!!!!!!..

I'm voting Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a  gun,  I  know that my local police are all I need to protect  me from murderers and thieves.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of  4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will embrace our kindness and stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all of death row inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe  kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.






'A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't  own. '

[pam]

Oh Teresa......just vote for Ralph Nader or somthin lol or GO GREEN! LOL

[sixdogsmom]

Pam, I don't think any of these folks were ever 'for' anyone, just against Obama.

[pam]

Well hell SDM I'm not for Obama or McCain either one myself.

[sixdogsmom]

I haven't heard you slam him either.

[kshillbillys]

I won't "slam" the MESSIAH. I have always been FOR John McCain. The man has more experience in his little finger than Mr. Obama has in his whole body. I don't understand your comment about anyone ever being 'for' anyone, just against Obama. Care to enlighten me?

[sixdogsmom]

Refer to the first post in this thread for an example.

[greatguns]

More experience-----Better crook