The Case of the Pregnant Lady

[Dale Smith]

CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.

She noticed the man opposite her was grinning at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the grin turned into a smile, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused.

When she moved to a fourth spot, the man burst out laughing.
She complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for
himself.

The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this:

When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Comin'
and I grinned.'

'Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
' Logan 's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile.

'Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
'William's Big Stick Did the Trick', and I could hardly contain myself.'

'BUT, your Honor, when she moved a final time and sat under a sign that
said,

'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it.'

'CASE DISMISSED!!'

[dnalexander]

Dale you are on a roll, very funny. Thanks for brightening my day. 

David

[Catwoman]

LOL