Funny stuff.....

[pam]

[Teresa]

how funny........

[Teresa]

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.
If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

[Diane Amberg]

 

[Jo McDonald]

             
                     'The Indian With One Testicle'
                       
                             
                            There once was an Indian who had only one testicle
                            and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that
                            name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
                            After years and years of torment, Onestone final ly
                            cracked and said, 'If anyone calls me Onestone
                            again I will kill them!'
                            The word got around and nobody called
                            him by that name any more.
                            Then one day, a young woman named Blue Bird
                            forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He
                            jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into
                            the forest where he made love to her all day and
                            all night. He made love to her all the next day,
                            until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
                            The word got around that Onestone meant what
                            he promised he would do.
                            Years went by and no
                            one dared call him by his given name, until a woman
                            named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being
                            away. Yellow Birdellow Bird, who was BlueBird's cousin, was
                            overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him
                            and said, 'Good to see you again, Onestone.'
                            Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,
                            then he made love to her all day, made love to her all
                            night, made love to her all the next day, made love to
                            her all the next night, but YellowBird wouldn't die!
                             
                            Why
                             
                            OH, come on... take a guess !!!
                             
                            Think about it !!!
                             
                            You're going to love this !!!
                             
                            Everyone knows...
                            You can't kill Two Birds
                            withOneStone!!!
                             

[pam]

 

[oldmom]

                        As you may already know, it is a sin for a 
Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked.  He must 
commit suicide if he does.   So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, 
all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely 
naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.   Circling your 
block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

                         All patriotic men are to position themselves 
in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, 
and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than 
their wife, and to show support for all American women.


                         Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, 
a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim 
sentiment.

                         The American government appreciates your 
efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this 
anti-terrorist activity.  God bless America !

[Dee Gee]

I'll be in my lawn chair, justing waiting for the parade. 

[dnalexander]

WAAAASSSSSAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP

[pam]

LOL  Dude! THAT is funny! Cracked me up