My kinda security system!

[pam]

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN TEXAS

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots...

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine...

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines...

4 Leave a note on your door that reads:

Bud
Big'un, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer...

Back in an hour...
Don't mess with the pit bulls - they
attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up
bad...
I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard
to tell from all the blood...
Anyway, I locked all four
of 'em in the house. Better wait outside...


Cooter

[Lookatmeknow!!]

Pam, that is priceless!!!

[lola330]

    When I was single and lived alone I often wished for a doorbell that when it was rung it sounded like big mean dogs barking!

[Teresa]

Another kind of security.. kind of... LOL

This one came from England, by the way.   

I don't know about you, but this would slow me down!  People slow down and try to 'straddle' the hole, then breath a sign of relief they completely clear it!
This is actually a speed control device that is in use. Look at all three pictures. And it is much cheaper than speed camera's
These can be picked up and moved..

[Diane Amberg]

Ha, that's great! Then if people get used to it being a fake, they might hit a real one thinking it's another phony. What a surprise that would be!!

[pam]

Be an EXPENSIVE surprise!