SENIOR BUMPER STICKERS

[flo]

I ASKED MY WIFE IF OLD MEN WEAR BOXERS OR BRIEFS, SHE SAID DEPENDS

AT MY AGE I DON'T EVEN BUY GREEN BANANAS

CREMATION - THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX

I'VE REACHED THE INITIAL STAGE IN MY LIFE - IRA - AARP - SS

I'M RETIRED - I WAS TIRED YESTERDAY AND I'M TIRED AGAIN TODAY

WE MARRIED FOR BETTER OR WORSE, HE COULDN'T DO BETTER, I COULDN'T DO WORSE

WHEN I WAS YOUNGER ALL I WANTED WAS A BMW, NOW I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE W

[Diane Amberg]

CUTE!!!

[Catwoman]

My favorite two bumper stickers:

"KEEP HONKING...I'M RELOADING."

"When the Church ruled the world, it was known as the Dark Ages."