Being President has its Perks

[dnalexander]

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/08/09/beachvolleyball2.jpg

[greatguns]

Bet if that was a Democrat we wouldn't be calling it a Perk!

[dnalexander]

I couldn't post the picture I have of Clinton enjoying the perks of being President.

[dnalexander]

President Sarkozy of France decorates Maud Fontenoy



Sometimes it pays to find out the real story even if the picture is funny.

[Teresa]

Five Surgeons

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second from Chicago responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! everything inside them is color coded.'

The third surgeon from Dallas says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon from Washington, DC shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable!'