USA

[Teresa]

I THINK THE SOLUTION HAS FINALLY BEEN FOUND!!


Bring all our troops home from Iraq to guard the border.
When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle, and some ammo and ship him to Iraq.
Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a lega patriot.

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the legal immigrants trying to make a better life for themselves.

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway without the canteen, rifle, or ammo.
Problem solved.
(It's a longer hike back to the border from over there than from Mexico.)

[Teresa]

I'm kinda on the grumpy wagon on this issue.
Sorry if you don't like it!


Five million of our older Americans have not signed up yet for their
Medicare, Part D, drug plan - they are old and confused.
We are not going to grant them an extension.

However, 12 million illegal aliens are in our country and we
are going to allow them to stay, protest, procreate, receive support
monies, attend schools, avoid paying income taxes, have our teachers
take 300 hours of training at our expense... ESOL (English as a second language)

Now you tell me... WHAT is wrong with this picture!!??