Jane and Arlene

[pam]

Jane and Arlene are outside
their nursing home,
having a drink and a smoke,
when it starts to rain

Jane pulls out a condom,
cuts off the end,
puts it over her cigarette,
and continues
smoking
Arlene: What in the hell is that?

Jane: A condom
This way my cigarette doesn't get wet
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any drugstore

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself
into the local drugstore and
announces to the pharmacist
that she wants a box of condoms

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed,
looks at her kind of strangely
(she is after all, over 80 years of age),
but very delicately asks what brand
of condom she prefers

Doesn't matter Sonny,
as long as it fits on a Camel

The pharmacist fainted

[Judy Harder]

  LOL and HA HA..........good one!

[Teresa]

I LOVE the pictures of the old women..
HAS to be my sister and me..

[Diane Amberg]

Yup, the Kansas sun'll do that to ya alright.