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Started by pam, July 20, 2008, 09:05:35 AM

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pam

WHAT YOU NEED TO BELIEVE TO VOTE REPUBLICAN


1.Jesus loves you, and shares your hated of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.

2.Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a we cant find Bin Laden diversion.

3.Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

4.The United States should get out of the United Nations and our highest priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

5.A woman cant be trusted with decisions about her body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind
without regulation.

6.The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans benefits and combat pay.

7.If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents wont have sex.

8.A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.

9.Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health care to all Americans is socialism.

10.HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.

11.A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.

12.Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

13.The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.

14.Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you are a conservative radio host. Then its an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.

15.Support Executive Privilege for every Republican ever born, who will be born, or who might be born (in perpetuity).

16.What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the 80s is irrelevant.

17.Support hunters who shoot their friends and blame them for wearing orange vests similar to those worn by the quail.
Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy.
William Butler Yeats

Teresa

woowwweeeeeee Pam .  :o  You are up and rollin' this morning.. LOL

Damn.. I wish I was a liberal and I could have posted that. What an ass kicker.  ;D

I would love to address each and every one... but I can't.. because as I have said in earlier posts.. I am NOT a 100% die hard conservative.. I am on some issues.. but some I am not.
So I can't dispute you on the post in it's entirety..

((Darn it.... I do so love a rousing debate.. ))
  :D ;D :D ;D
Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History !

pam

Well I mean geez.....! Hell, I'm not a big liberal either, I'm actually pretty conservative about SOME things but somtimes you just gotta take a stand lol
Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy.
William Butler Yeats

Diane Amberg

Oh, Pam, that is hysterical, I can't stop laughing! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Teresa

Sooo.... ummm lets agree that we are both a bit mixed... (and I think you and I actually lean towards the same on both.. (give or take a few issues)  so I'll take the conservative stand and you take the liberal stand.. At least they both will have good representation.  ( Since it might get a bit crazy .. Don't forget  to pack your "heat"... ( That'd be the conservative side of you coming out)
And I will make sure I have my boxes of sex education material to take with me to the schools.  That will be the liberal side of me coming out..  ;D ;D


Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History !

sixdogsmom

I think most of us have a mixed bag of values when it comes to politics. That is how congress is usually diametrically opposed to the presidency most of the time, and I am not certain that is a bad thing.
Edie

Warph



Not bad, Pam.... you're getting pretty good at this.   ;)
"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

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