another "Maxine" joke

[flo]

One sunday a minister decided to use a visual demonstration to add emphasis to his sermon.  He took four worms and places one in each of four jars.

One worm was placed in a jar of alcohol
One worm was placed in a jar of cigatette smoke
One worm was placed in a jar of chocolate syrup
One worm was placed in a jar of clean soil.

At the end of the sermon, the minister checked the four jars

The worm in the alcohol - DEAD
The worm in the cigarette smoke - DEAD
The worm in the chocolate syrup - DEAD
The worm in the clean soil - ALIVE

He asked the congregation if they had learned anything from todays sermon and the demonstration.

Maxine's hand went up and she replied: YES, AS LONG AS YOU DRINK, SMOKE AND EAT CHOCOLATE, YOU WON'T HAVE WORMS.

[Diane Amberg]

 

[pam]

  Good one ma!