you are 100% kansas farmer if...

[bowie boy]

1.  every farmer the lives near you has diffrent color machines.

2. you have to travel over 50 miles to just get grocries.

3. people think you are rich.

4. you know everbody somehow.

5. you never liked sports in school(aka, the good old days)

6. if you have an outhouse, and you use it daily.

7. when you spray the crops the wife covers the garden with 5-gallon buckets

8. the towns people call on the phone complaining about the smell of the animals

9. you have more five gallon buckets the children and # of amaimals.

10. on your anniversary you go tractor shopping.

11. you try to get out of going to church by saying you have to be in the feild.

12. you still wear biboverals.

13. you wore jeans to your wedding.

14. you got married own you own property to save having to rent a church you never go to.

15. you know nothing about computers.

16. you hate both of the canidates for president, or any other president.

17. you play the lottery, knowing you are never going to win!

18. you allways worry about mad cow even though you dont have cows.

19. you favorite song was written 5-50 year ago.

20. you have more F-350s than children and hired hands put together.

21. every car/truck u have gets crappy mpg.

22. your wife purse has everything in it(dirt, sparkplugs...etc)
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[deerhunter25]

I was wondering if you know anybody who would lease some land or a farm for me to deer hunt on around or near howard i came up there a few years back and its a wonderful place i would appreciate your help wesdog243@yahoo.com

[Teresa]

You were not very specific on the acres etc... but you might want to call Judy Nungesser at 620-374-2400 as a starting point.
She will be able to tell you any land that is available in these parts.
Hope that helps.

[deerhunter25]

it doesnt have to be alot of acres 20 or more would be fine to do some deer hunting as long as there alittle cover on the place i appreciate the info and yall have a good one thanks again