My Apology To The Arab World

[Teresa]

My Apology To The Arab World

Mike S. Adams
June 14, 2004

Author's Note: the following editorial contains mildly offensive language. Given the subject matter, the author is sorry that it does not contain highly offensive language.

Lately, I've been hearing a lot about the Iraqi prisoner abuse scandal. The pictures of those "abused" prisoners have been plastered all over the front pages of papers around the country. Some of my conservative friends have interpreted the excessive coverage as proof that papers like the New York Times are actually rooting against America in its current war on terror. Even those who aren't willing to go that far say that such coverage is helping the enemy to recruit a new generation of terrorists to inflict harm upon our troops.

Despite these views, I have decided to make a formal public apology to the entire Arab world in the aftermath of Abu Ghraib. It is my hope that the following apology will help bring some clarity to the situation and, who knows, maybe even lasting world peace:

    Dear Arabs,

    I am truly sorry that Americans decided to take up arms and sacrifice their own youth in the defense of Muslims in Bosnia, Kosovo, and the first Gulf War. After we clear up this mess in Iraq, we will refrain from any such activity in the future.

    I am truly sorry that I did not hear any of you call for an apology from Muslim extremists after 911. After all, the hijackers were all Arabs.
     
    I am truly sorry that Arabs have to live in squalor under savage dictatorships throughout the Middle East. I am also sorry that the "leaders" of these nations drive their citizens into poverty by keeping all of the wealth in the hands of a select few.

    I am also sorry that these governments intentionally breed hate for the U.S. in their religious schools while American schools do the exact opposite.

    I am sorry that Yasir Arafat has been kicked out of every Arab country and has attached his name to the Palestinian "cause."  I am also sorry that no other Arab country will offer nearly as much support to Arafat as we offer to them.

    I am sorry that the U.S. has continued to serve as the biggest financial supporter of poverty stricken Arab nations while wealthy Arab leaders blame the U.S. for all of their problems.

    I am sorry that left-wing media elites would Rather (pun intended) not talk about any of this, thereby perpetuating your anger towards us. It's probably really bad for your blood pressure. I am also sorry that most of you lack the medical resources to measure your blood pressure. And, of course, I'm sorry that few of you have indoor plumbing. That's bad for your health, too.

    I am sorry that the U.N. cheated so many poor people in Iraq out of their "food for oil" money so they could get rich while the tortured, raped, and poverty-stricken citizens of Iraq suffered under Saddam Hussein.

    I am sorry that some Arab governments pay the families of homicide bombers after their children are blown to pieces in pursuit of Arafat's "cause."
     
    I am sorry that these homicide bombers have as little regard for babies as the local office of Planned Parenthood.

    I am sorry that so many people are unable to differentiate between the gang rape rooms and mass graves of Saddam Hussein on the one hand, and the conditions of Abu Ghraib on the other.
     
    I am sorry that our prison guards do not show the same restraint that Arabs show when their brothers in arms are killed. By the way, you shouldn't be sorry about that.

    I am sorry that foreign trained terrorists are trying to seize control of Iraq and return it to a terrorist state.  I am sorry we have not yet dropped at least 100 Daisy cutters on Fallujah in order to stop that effort.

    I am also sorry that cleaning up the mess in Iraq is taking so long. It only took Saddam Hussein about 30 years to accomplish all he did in the realm of human rights. Come to think of it, that's about ten years less than the duration of our War on Poverty in the U.S. Come to think of it, I'm sorry we haven't sent all of our gang bangers from South Central Los Angeles to Fallujah.

    I am sorry that every time the terrorists hide, it just happens to be inside a "Holy Site."

    I am sorry that Muslim extremists have not yet apologized for the U.S.S. Cole, the embassy bombings, and for flying a plane into the World Trade Center, which collapsed in part on Saint Nicholas Greek Orthodox Church, which is one of our Holy Sites.

    I am sorry that we have not taken a portion of the diet of Michael Moore and shipped it to one of your starving villages in the Middle East. You need it Moore (pun intended) than he does.

    I am sorry that your only supporters are professors, journalists, and other assorted Leftists who also support homosexuals, bisexuals, transsexuals, partial birth abortion, and everything that you abhor in this world. I am sorry that everyone else in America is against you.

    Finally, I am sorry that I am going to have to end this apology by asking you to kiss the right side of my conservative butt. I'm probably just having a bad day.

    For that I am truly sorry.

[Warph]

Gee whiz.... Yeah, me and my Air Force issue .45 (Henretta) are really sorry we weren't around to to do something about what has happened the last few days.  We Apologize to all of the NUTS and bad-boy muslim terrorists' for not being there! .....Warph





Airport/Aviation Incidents

DATE/TIME DETAIL COUNTRY CITY   
2008-04-25 00:00:00 Detail United States Miami International Airport, FL  FLORIDA - Man Drives Onto Miami Intl Airport Runway
2008-04-24 00:00:00 Detail United States Los Angeles, CA  CALIFORNIA - Passengers Duct Tape Man To Seat After Struggle On Jet
2008-04-24 00:00:00 Detail Denmark Billund  DENMARK - Bomb Threat on Plane From italy to Denmark
2008-04-24 00:00:00 Detail New Zealand Hawkes Bay Airport  NEW ZEALAND - Airport Bomb Joke No Laughing Matter
2008-04-23 00:00:00 Detail Spain Malaga  SPAIN - Panic on Malaga Flight As Passenger Shouts Everyone Is Going To Die 
2008-04-22 00:00:00 Detail Australia Sydney  AUSTRALIA - Police and Air Ambulance Helicopters Targeted by Lasers
2008-04-21 00:00:00 Detail United States Oklahoma City, OK  OKLAHOMA - Airport Evacuated After Security Breach
2008-04-21 00:00:00 Detail Venezuela Caracas  VENEZUELA - Venezuela Flight Rescheduled After Bomb Warning
2008-04-19 00:00:00 Detail Peru Lima  PERU - Peru Passenger Detained After Threatening Crew And Passengers During Flight 
2008-04-18 00:00:00 Detail Fiji Nadi International Airport  FIJI - Hoax Bomb Threat Friday on Air Pacific Flight




Biological Incidents/ Threats/ Anthrax Hoaxes etc

2008-04-25 00:00:00 Detail United States Denver, CO  COLORADO - Federal Court Building Evacuated In Denver - Suspicous Powder
2008-04-24 00:00:00 Detail United States Frederick, MD  MARYLAND - False Alarm - Package Leaking Powder at Post Office
2008-04-23 00:00:00 Detail United States Ottawa, IL  ILLINOIS - False Alarm - Suspicious Powder At City Hall
2008-04-22 00:00:00 Detail United States Toledo, OH  OHIO - 2 People Taken To Hospital After Opening Letter With Suspicious Substance




Bomb Incidents/Explosives/ Hoax Devices

DATE/TIME DETAIL COUNTRY CITY   
2008-04-25 00:00:00 Detail Pakistan Quetta  PAKISTAN - Huge Explosives Cache Found - Sabotage Averted
2008-04-25 00:00:00 Detail United States Monmouth County, NJ  NEW JERSEY - Monmouth County Courthouse Evacuated After 4 Bomb Threats
2008-04-24 00:00:00 Detail Pakistan Mardan  PAKISTAN - Bomb in Car Kills 2 Injures 20 in Northwestern Pakistan
2008-04-24 00:00:00 Detail Ireland Dublin  IRELAND - Hoax Bomb Found in Dublin
2008-04-24 00:00:00 Detail United States Napa Valley, CA  CALIFORNIA - Bomb Threat Locks Down Napa Hospital
2008-04-24 00:00:00 Detail United States Floyd County, GA  GEORGIA - Live Grenade Found Outside Convenience Store
2008-04-24 00:00:00 Detail United States Virginia Beach, VA  VIRGINIA - Pembroke Mall Evacuated After Bomb Threat 1 Arrested
2008-04-24 00:00:00 Detail Sweden Lidingo  SWEDEN - Woman Injured In Parcel Bomb blast
2008-04-24 00:00:00 Detail Afghanistan Spin Boldak  AFGHANISTAN - Afghans Die In Suicide Bomb Blast
2008-04-23 00:00:00 Detail Nepal Gaur  NEPAL - Bomb Blast in Gaur
2008-04-23 00:00:00 Detail United States El Monte, CA  CALIFORNIA - Explosives Scare - El Monte Neighborhood Being Evacuated
2008-04-23 00:00:00 Detail Canada Vancouver  CANADA - Truck Blasted With Homemade Bomb in North Vancouver
2008-04-23 00:00:00 Detail United States Chicago, IL  ILLINOIS - Cops Find Explosives On Arrestee Wearing Bullet Proof Vest
2008-04-23 00:00:00 Detail Greece Athens  GREECE - 3 Foreign Car Dealerships Fire Bombed by Anarchists in Athens
2008-04-23 00:00:00 Detail Burundi Bujumbura  BURUNDI - Burundi Rebels Bomb Capital - Hit Papal Envoys Home
2008-04-22 00:00:00 Detail United States Boone County, MO  MISSOURI - False Alarm - Authorities Respond to Suspicious Package at Truck Stop
2008-04-22 00:00:00 Detail Israel Jerusalem  ISRAEL - IDF Troops Discover Pipe Bomb Near Security Barrier in Jenin
2008-04-22 00:00:00 Detail Iraq Ramadi  IRAQ - 2 Bombs Kill 3 US Marines in Iraq
2008-04-22 00:00:00 Detail Macedonia Skopje  MACEDONIA - Bomb Arson and Gun Shots Target Political Opposition
2008-04-22 00:00:00 Detail Russia Chechnya  RUSSIA - Soldier Injured in Attack on Convoy in Chechnya
2008-04-22 00:00:00 Detail Iraq Baghdad  IRAQ - Powerful Bomb Blast in Iraq Foreign Ministry Building 
2008-04-21 00:00:00 Detail Pakistan Peshawar  PAKISTAN - Video Shop Blown up in Karak
2008-04-21 00:00:00 Detail United States Chicago, IL  ILLINOIS - Suspicious Object at Federal Building
2008-04-21 00:00:00 Detail Ireland Tallaght  IRELAND - Bomb Making Equipment Found in Tallaght
2008-04-21 00:00:00 Detail Afghanistan Kabul  AFGHANISTAN - Roadside Bomb Kills Soldier in Afghanistan
2008-04-21 00:00:00 Detail Ukraine Kiev  UKRAINE - Explosion Of An Unknown Device in One of Kievs Parks
2008-04-21 00:00:00 Detail Australia Toowomba  AUSTRALIA - Police Destroy Cell Phone Activated Pipe Bomb Found at Toowoomba Park
2008-04-21 00:00:00 Detail Canada Montreal  CANADA - Montreal\'s Sherbrooke Street Reopens After Suspicious Package Incident
2008-04-21 00:00:00 Detail Iraq Basra  IRAQ - Roadside Bomb Hits Convoy in Basra Causing Casualties
2008-04-21 00:00:00 Detail United States Cherokee County, GA  GEORGIA - Cherokee Courthouse Evacuated Due To Bomb Threat
2008-04-21 00:00:00 Detail United States Cherokee County, GA  GEORGIA - Cherokee Courthouse Evacuated Due To Bomb Threat
2008-04-20 00:00:00 Detail United States Columbia, SC  SOUTH CAROLINA - Bomb By High School Student Could Have Killed Dozens
2008-04-20 00:00:00 Detail Nepal Kathmandu  NEPAL - Three Injured in Rautahat Bomb Blast
2008-04-20 00:00:00 Detail Canada Prince Rupert  CANADA - Police Investigate Bomb Threat to DFO Building - Thursday
2008-04-20 00:00:00 Detail Russia Balkaria  RUSSIA - Police Post Attacked and Large Bomb Found
2008-04-20 00:00:00 Detail Myanmar Yangon  MYANMAR - Witnesses Report 2 Bomb Explosions in Yangon - One Near Hotel
2008-04-20 00:00:00 Detail Sri Lanka Kilinochchi  SRI LANKA - Bomb Kills Catholic Priest in North Sri Lanka
2008-04-20 00:00:00 Detail United States Greenfield, WI  WISCONSIN - Homemade Bomb Found in Town of Greenfield
2008-04-20 00:00:00 Detail Spain Elgoibar  SPAIN - ETA Bomb Blast Hits Community Centre in Northern Spain
2008-04-20 00:00:00 Detail Pakistan Swat  PAKISTAN - Two Bombs Defused in Swat
2008-04-19 00:00:00 Detail United Kingdom Bristol  UNITED KINGDOM - Bomb Suspect May Be Part of Terror Group\'
2008-04-19 00:00:00 Detail Sri Lanka Trincomalee  SRI LANKA - Tamil Tigers Explode Roadside Bomb Targeting Police Patrol 
2008-04-19 00:00:00 Detail India Tamenglong District  INDIA - Two IEDs Defused
2008-04-19 00:00:00 Detail Afghanistan Shahjoy District  AFGHANISTAN - Roadside Bomb Kills 3 Afghan Civilians
2008-04-19 00:00:00 Detail Burundi Bujumbura  BURUNDI - Burundi Death Toll Rises to 26 in 3 Day Battle
2008-04-19 00:00:00 Detail Israel Gaza Strip  ISRAEL - Five soldiers Wounded in Car Bomb Attack at Kerem Shalom Crossing
2008-04-19 00:00:00 Detail Philippines Quezon  PHILIPPINES - 4 Hurt in Predawn Explosion in Quezon City
2008-04-18 00:00:00 Detail United States State College, PA  PENNSYLVANIA - Suspicious Package Prompts Blockade and Evacuation - Bomb squad and Hazmat
2008-04-18 00:00:00 Detail Iraq Baghdad  IRAQ - US Soldier Killed by Roadside Bomb North of Baghdad
2008-04-18 00:00:00 Detail United Kingdom London (UK)  UNITED KINGDOM - Controlled Blast as Terror Police Arrest ManTHAILAND - Soldier Killed by Roadside Bomb in Yala
2008-04-18 00:00:00 Detail Thailand Yala  

[Teresa]

And that just small amount of what we DON'T hear from the media.