Things that make you go Hmmmmm-

Started by flo, April 21, 2008, 08:26:25 AM

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flo

WHY does the sun lighten your hair, but darken your skin
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word
Why is a boxing ring square
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips
WHy is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls
Why is it that to stop Windows 95 you have to click on "start"
WHy is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio
Why is lemon juice made with artifical flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes?
  Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
MY GOAL IS TO LIVE FOREVER. SO FAR, SO GOOD !

Teresa

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio???

Because I can't think clearly or I guess, see either, when the radio is on .. LOL

Actually it beats the heck out of me.. but I do it.
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