Social Security

[Warph]

After retiring, I went to the Social   Security office to apply for
Social Security.  The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's
license to verify my age.  I looked in my pockets, and realized I had left
my wallet at home.   

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I
would have  to go home and come back later.
The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt."

So, I opened my shirt, revealing my curly silver chest hair.  She
said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she
processed my Social Security application!

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at
the Social Security office.

She said, "You should have dropped your pants . . .

You might have gotten Disability, too."

[Judy Harder]

Now, that one got a giggle.
Thanks.