Self Therapy

[Jo McDonald]

 


                             Self Therapy



1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Sex' 7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'

12. Sing Along At The Opera

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Da y.

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Mone y Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Share your smiles with others !!

                                       It's Called Therapy   
 

[sixdogsmom]

We had one woman at work who had a teddy bear as a mascot. First thing you know the guys got together and kidnapped that bear with ransom notes and everything! When she got him back, he was tied with rope and blindfloded! Too funny!

[flo]

may have been therapy for those guys, but doubt the co-worker found it very funny

[Tobina+1]

I LOVE IT!  Too funny!  Sometimes we just take ourselves way too seriously and just need to lighten up!

[frawin]

Jo, it must work as you always have a smile and you and Fred seem to always have a great attitude. I would say you are one of those ideal couples.
Frank

[Jo McDonald]

Thank you, Frank, how nice is that? 
Seems like you and your "pretty Myrna" have a down hill run on this kind of life too.

  Fred and I have talked of the two of you and your visit --- we really enjoyed it !!

  Jo

[frawin]

Jo, my Myrna is the best thing that ever happened to me. She has given me 44 great years, on April 25th. I couldn't have asked for a better wife, Mother for my children or a better friend.
Frank

[frawin]

And I think he is a pretty great guy too!

Myrna

[Teresa]

Lord a mighty.. it is getting deep in here. I do believe I'll go find my hip wading boots ..


auuwwwww....I'm just kidding...