Installing a Husband

[W. Gray]

INSTALLING A HUSBAND


Email to Technical Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as Australian Football League 5.0, Cricket 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 only crashes the system. I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but have had no success.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

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Email from Technical Support:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2. Also, do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember that overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.

Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install mother-in-law 1.0. It runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. This unsupported application, which will automatically crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program. However, it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck, Tech Support