BBQ time

[Teresa]

Sounds right to me.  What do you  think?



BBQ  RULES
We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is
important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime
outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking some
men will do............   

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are
put into motion:

Routine...
(1) The woman plans the bbq event and buys the food.

(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables or side
dishes, and makes dessert.

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray
along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the
man who is lounging beside the grill - beer or soda in hand.

Here comes the important part:
(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....
(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer/soda while he deals with the situation.

Important again:
(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL and HANDS IT
TO THE WOMAN to serve.

More routine....
(8 ) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
sauces, and brings them to the table.

(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.'
And upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing
some women.

[momof 2boys]

So totally true!!!

[frawin]

Teresa that had to be written by some drunk woman that was feeling sorry for herself and was mad at her x.
What a bunch of @$%&*()_@#$%^*()#$%^&*(@#$^&*(). You didn't say that the man lite the fire.
Frank

[flo]

  that's because he probably didn't

[frawin]

You girls are probably what the song "Redneck Woman" was written for.
Frank

[Teresa]

Probably...