Robin Williams plan

[Judy Harder]

The Plan!

Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York " in Arabic.

You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for
our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this mess age.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
for peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
Noriega, ! Milosev ic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole'
boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the wor ld, starting
with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines .
They don't want u s there. We would station troops at our borders.
No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together
and leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately,
regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France
will welcome them

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation
will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and
don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone.
We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over ! age 21. The older ones are the
bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back
home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort t o become self-sufficient
energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources
of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the
Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10
a barre l for their oil If they don't like it, we go someplace else.
They can go somewhere else to sell their production.
(About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
we will not "interfere.." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for
seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what
we give them is stolen or given to the army.. The people who need
it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island! someplace.
We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides,
the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for
illegal aliens .

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,
no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language
we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE....Now, isn't that a
winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired,
your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and
she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

[flo]

This has got some merit to it - too bad it won't be taken seriously.

[momof 2boys]

LOVING IT!!!