FARMER'S DAYVORSE

[flo]

A farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.

LAWYER - "How can I help you?"
FARMER - "I want to get one of those dayvorces."
LAWYER - "Do you have any grounds?"
FARMER - "Yes, I got about 40 acres."
LAWYER - "No, you don't understand.  Do you have suit?"
FARMER - "Yes, I got a suit.  I wears it to church on Sundays."
LAWYER - "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?"
FARMER - "No, I ain't got a case, but I got a John Deere."
LAWYER - "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?"
FARMER - "Yes, I got a grudge.   That's where I parks my John Deere."
LAWYER - "Does your wife beat you up or something?"
FARMER - "No, we both gets up at 4:30."
LAWYER - "Is your wife a nagger?"
FARMER - "No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce."

[sixdogsmom]

Flo, you are a caution! 

[Judy Harder]

Flo,

I don't know how I missed this one, but I did.
LOL.....good one

[Diane Amberg]

Oh pishaw, shame on y'all.