Warning for Women! Please Read!

[Teresa]

You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves??
Well, this kind of cruel theft is happening with other body parts as well! I kid you not. I am serious!!

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these? And what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans.

Then the thieves struck again. My ass was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier.
But my new ass was attached at least three inches lower than my original!
I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arms swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story.

Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts stolen from you and me!
The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you? 


THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!


P.S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my breasts. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them safely hidden in my waistband.

[flo]

  and all this time I just thought someone had switched my full length mirror with one of those "crazy" mirrors.   Glad that now,  did I say glad? anyhow, now I know the rest of the story. 

[pam]

roflmao! Those same people been sneakin round here!

[frawin]

Teresa, you should go on tour with Larry the Cable Guy, I think you would be a hit and be the GET'R DONE GAL
Frank

[Judy Harder]

Isn't it fun!!!! getting older.?

Need a strong constitution and a good  sense of humor under your belt.

[flo]

Isn't it fun!!!! getting older.?

Need a strong constitution and a good  sense of humor under your belt.

and according to the source, that's not all that will be under your belt.

[Judy Harder]

HE HE HE............I did laugh outload.......Dog looked at me like I was nuts? ya think???
Nah....just  acting my age.

[greatguns]

Damn thieves !!!!!!!!!!

[Bonnie M.]

Teresa, you have a "few good years" left, before all of these things start happening to you!  Just keep your sense of humor about it!

[Teresa]

Oh Bonnie...I only wish that were true..