Why, Why, Why

[Judy Harder]

             
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone

believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?


Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when a revolver is thrown  at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If people evolved from apes,

why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses

are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons  is  suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your   three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.


****A day without a smile is like a day without sunshine!****

 

[Bonnie M.]

Judy, the answer is...I don't know!

[Judy Harder]

me neither, just wondered if anyone else saw the truth in this? I
keep wondering just how dumb? people can be.

I must admit I am one of them.  When batteries go out I poke and poke until I get the message
to change the dang things.
Oh well.......such is life.

[flo]

  That's because battery juice is like Maxwell House coffee. "Good to the last Drop"  so why waste it.

[Teresa]

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

GUILTY~ 

[Judy Harder]

I think that I hoped mom would show up.....ok, anyone,!!!    would and leave something new in there.

[Lookatmeknow!!]

This is so funny!!  I look at my friends and see that alot of them have there moments and wonder why I have more of those moments that are like the ones described about.  Judy, you answered my question.  I must be the one with the mental illness.  Everytime I take my daycare kids for a walk, people are like you are crazy.  When parents come to drop off their child, and another one is crying they ask, how can you handle that.  I just smile and say, Its just part of my job.   I like being a little crazy!!  It keeps me going!!!

[Diane Amberg]

funny, funny stuff...Why is it you never hear of "old husband's" tales?