It's Wintertime in Kansas

[Teresa]

It's winter in Kansas.
And the gentle breezes blow,
30 miles per hour at 17 below!

Oh, how I love Kansas
When the snow's up to your butt.
You take a breath of winter air
And your nose, it freezes shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderful,
So I guess I'll hang around.
But I could never leave Kansas,
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!!!