Daily News Paper

[NATCH]

To who it may concern,

The delivery of your daily Independence Reporter will be delayed today
due to auto failure

                                                                            Thanks,
                                                                                         Delivery Dude

[Janet Harrington]

Some people are just smart butts aren't they?

[Teresa]

Aahh-Oohhhh Sheeeerrriff. .. me thinks you haven't heard the laaaaassst of this........ 
But I can't say anymore right nowwwww....    ***looking innocent***

[DanCookson]

 
    Been thinking of building a high powered Demo Derby car for next years Moline Demo.  Trouble

is I need a good driver to help the car to a victory.  After careful consideration-----------I think the

Sheriff would make a wonderfull addition.......   Are those days taken??

[NATCH]

SCRAP THE CADDY CLIDE!!!!!!!!!!

[Teresa]

Great Idea... I think the Sheriff would make a great driver.. and you could save money building  the transmittion too.... you would only have to build a reverse .... ** We DO love you Sheriff ...
if we didn't~~~~~~~you would only hear silence  ~~~~~~~~~

[Janet Harrington]

I think i would make an excellent demo driver and you are right, I would only need reverse.   

[mtcookson]

i'm hoping to be in the demo derby next year... just have to decide on a car... and also find out what i can and can't do to it.

[Teresa]

I would say to ask the Nungessers... They could tell you every single thing there is to know about the derby.

[Janet Harrington]

Heck.  If things keep up the way they are, I might have a Jeep we can put in the demo derby.  LOL