How dry is it?

[Judy Harder]

 It's so dry in Sparta, Georgia that the
Baptists are starting to baptize         sprinkling, 

          Methodists are using wet-wipes

          Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and

          Catholics are praying for the wine to
change back to water.

           

          NOW THAT"S DRY!       

[Diane Amberg]

   Now that's cute!