Mark Kellogg, Embedded Military Reporter

[W. Gray]

One of the funnier movie scenes I have seen lately came in Wagons East with John Candy. It is otherwise a rather bad flick.

Custer is getting ready to attack the Indians and the bugler is on a horse next to him wetting his lips getting ready to sound the charge.

Custer sees the bugle and yells, "NO, I WANT MY BIG HORN!"

Perplexed, the exec officer says "Sir?"

Custer again says, "I WANT MY BIG HORN!"

The exec officer looks at a fellow officer and then suddenly yells for another trooper to come up out of the regiment to take the bugler's place.

This trooper is carrying a big tuba that he can barely manage on horseback.

As Custer attacks, the tuba player is belting out a loud but low and subdued charge.

I fell off the couch laughing while the wife was trying to figure out what was so funny.

[kdfrawg]

I wish I could see all the really good scenes from all the bad movies in one reel.

[Diane Amberg]

 Our little Cinema Center has a midnight showing every Saturday night of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[kdfrawg]

That movie begins to wear on a body after a while. I dated a girl for a while who was into that. I don't know whatever happened to her. Maybe she's at your Cinema Center every Saturday night.

[Diane Amberg]

 I saw it twice, that was enough.

[Delmonico]

Once was enough here.

As an aside folks often ask me what I think is a very Period Correct movie scene, well if I could combine 2 I'd think I could be close, take the kids from John Wayne's the cowboys and put them in the campfire scene in Blazing Saddles, boys ain't changed that much in a 125 years.

[Diane Amberg]

 That would be hilarious!