Cute and Clever Pets

[Wilma]

Sometimes when my aches and pains seem more severe than usual, I find that a front is about to enter the northwest corner of the state and the  aches don't really ease up until the front has come through.  Would you call that arthriology  and me an arthriologist?

[kdfrawg]

Wilma, I would, and it is a talent that I at least partially share. My head, both knees, and several old breaks leave me breathtakingly aware of such weather changes.

[Diane Amberg]

  Wilma, that's a great new career for you.

[Janet Harrington]

Otherwise a person would just go nuts.

Go?  You mean you aren't already nuts?

[kdfrawg]

That's why I explicitly said "a person" and not "I." I don't want to violate any truth-in-advertising laws while the sheriff is here.

[Janet Harrington]

Oh, great.  Now I have to be the "truth" police.  You would have no idea how many times a day I get lied to at that prison.  And not just from the inmates.  ha ha

[kdfrawg]

Well, Janet, I don't remember where I specifically asked you to be the truth police, but if that's a job that you would like to take on, that would be just great. You can get back to us with a report on that when you get a chance.

Janet - Don't read below this line
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Could someone go over to Janet's house and get her started back on her medications?

[Janet Harrington]

Janet - Don't read below this line
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Could someone go over to Janet's house and get her started back on her medications?

Medication?  I don't need no stinkin' medication!

[Jo McDonald]

Oh Oh Frawdg --- I do believe she had one nerve left and darned if you didn't step on it!! 
Better duck - she may throw the empty pill bottle our way.

  lol lol lol

[kdfrawg]

Well, if that one nerve is gone, Janet is now officially perfect, don't you think? Totally inrufflable.

You're welcome, Janet.