Chuckles

[kdfrawg]

"No, I would never do that, either" he said, attempting to get up off the floor and wipe the tears of laughter from his eyes.

[Rudy Taylor]

So, Dr. Diane, laugher IS the best medicine, eh?

[Diane Amberg]

     Yes, laughter really is medically good for you. 

[Teresa]

I honestly don't know why I find those so amusing, but I do.   

I wouldn't know why you do either...

[kdfrawg]

Why, it would seem to be a mystery!

[Diane Amberg]

 Ok, here are a few more medical terminology groaners. 
       
     G.I. series----baseball games between teams of soldiers
      Grippe--- a small suitcase
      Hangnail----a coat hook
      Medical staff-----an old doctor's cane
       Minor operation-----coal digging
       Morbid-----a higher offer
       Nitrate----lower than the day rate
        Node---was aware of
       
        more to come

[Diane Amberg]

 Here's another third grade joke.

   How can you reliably stop a big, mean bull elephant from charging?




   Cancel his charge card.

[flo]

or stuff him in the refrigerator

[Diane Amberg]

  After you take out the giraffe.
Here is a seasonal question for you all.
      What kind of food do you... throw away the outside, cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside?

[Wilma]

corn on the cob?