Chuckles

[Teresa]

A man owned a small farm in Wisconsin.

The Wisconsin State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the agent.

'Well,' replied the farmer, 'there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.'

'That's the guy I want to talk to --- the half-wit,' says the agent.

'You already are,' replied the farmer.


((Isn't that the truth?? LOL   
Teresa))

[Jo McDonald]

*A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and
  told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for
  her fourth wedding.

  Of course, madam,' replied the sales clerk, 'exactly what type
  and color dress are you looking for?'

  The bride to be said: 'A long frilly white dress with a veil.'

  The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, Please don't take
this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more
appropriate for brides who are being married the first time - for
those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean?
Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?'

'Well,' replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's
directness, 'I can assure you that a white gown would be quite
appropriate.  Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I
remain as innocent as a first-time bride.

You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he
died as we were checking into our hotel.

My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the
limo on our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding
annulled immediately and never spoke to each other again.'

What about your third husband?' asked the sales clerk.

'That one was a Democrat,' said the woman, and every night for
  four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how
good it was going to be, but nothing ever happened.'

[frawin]

JO, good Chuckle to start the day on.
Frank

[Jo McDonald]

 

Democrats are more ethical



I believe the Democrats have suddenly developed a keen sense of morality.  John Edwards has been banned from making a speech at the Democratic Convention for having an affair and lying about it. 



In his place Bill Clinton will be speaking.

[W. Gray]

Another good chuckle to start the day.

I think Edwards has set himself up for another future scandal.

The way I understand it is the baby's birth certificate was left blank under "father."

Edwards denies being the father and further says he is quite willing to undergo tests to determine paternity, etc.

His partner, though, says she will not allow any tests on her baby (does anyone sense a setup here).

Andrew Young has supposedly taken the fall for being the father but there are a lot questions remaining about payments made to her after she left the campaign staff, etc .

Sooner or later, someone is going to obtain a DNA sample by hook or crook and Edwards will probably have to again explain himself.

By this time, it will probably not matter except to further implode Edwards honesty and integrity.

[Teresa]

This news just in: 
  All of the Wal-Marts across Alabama sold out of ammunition as of yesterday.

  A reliable source said that one of the purchasers commented that
  while Russia may have invaded Georgia, they sure as hell ain't doin' it to Alabama.

[dnalexander]

Behind the scene photos at the Demoncratic Party. (Purely satire)






  Bill dog sitting Little Barry.

[sixdogsmom]

Now David, you know hat that cannot be from the Democratic convention; these photos are all old white guys! Probably oil men! LOL!! 

[Catwoman]

Unless I'm much mistaken, that looks like a Peruvian poncho (or whatever they call them over there) in that one picture...too funny, by the way, David...where did you find these?  They're a hoot!

[Diane Amberg]

If I remember correctly, Peru is a bit southeast of you. I assumed that the photo was just the usual city council meeting.