Chuckles

[Ole Granny]

   

[Wilma]

Maybe Bubba was blonde?

[Janet Harrington]

Now, Mother, that's just wrong. 

[Carl Harrod]

A truck driver was heading down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. Feeling it was his duty, he stopped to give the priest a ride. A short time later, he saw a lawyer with a briefcase on the side of the road and aimed his truck at him. At the last second, he thought of the priest with him and realized he couldn't run over the lawyer, so he swerved, but he heard a thump anyway. Looking back as he drove on, he didn't see anything. He began to apologize for his behavior to the priest. "I'm sorry, Father. I barely missed that lawyer at the side of the road."
But the priest said, "Don't worry, son. I got him with my door."

[sixdogsmom]

I luv it! More More More!!!!

[Diane Amberg]

I'm glad I don't have any lawyers in my family!

[Teresa]

hahaha. That is a hoot.. 

[Jo McDonald]

 

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I
couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret
for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of
whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That's amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?"
"Twenty-six," he said.

[Diane Amberg]

Here I thought I burned both ends of MY candle in the middle. How funny! 

[Jo McDonald]

 
   
Celibacy

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or it can be a condition
imposed by certain unintentional displays of stupidity, to wit:
While attending a marriage therapy weekend, Walter and his wife
Ann listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that
husbands and wives know what is important to each other."
He addressed the men, "Can you name and describe your
wife's favorite flower?" Walter leaned over, touched Ann's arm
gently and whispered, "Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?"
And thus began Walter's life of celibacy.