Chuckles

[frawin]

As we were driving on I-40 in Oklahoma we saw a Porta Potty supplier that had a sign out that said #1 in #2.

[Diane Amberg]

 

[frawin]

Also saw a sign on I-10 that said: "Ice - made from scratch".

[Ole Granny]

I can do that!

[Diane Amberg]

 If a row of rabbits are all walking backward, what do you have?

       A receding hare line

[Carl Harrod]

I was browsing in a souvenir shop when the man next to me struck up a conversation. Just as he was telling me that his wife was getting carried away with her shopping, a brief power shortage caused the lights to flicker overhead. "That," he sighed, "must be her checking out now."

[Diane Amberg]

 It's nice to know there are still genuinely funny people out there.   A couple of our neighbor kids were out in their front yard.  One was practicing casting a fishing line across the yard to the other.  As I passed by I yelled out, "What are you catching?"  "Kevin," he yelled back.  I yelled , "What are you using for bait?"  "Pizza" he answered.

[Diane Amberg]

Did you ever eat a nice thick slice of cured ham and wonder what it had been sick with?

[Carl Harrod]

A teacher gave her first graders a list of half-finished proverbs to complete. These are some of her results.

Strike while the:   bug is close.

Don't bite the hand that:   looks dirty.

An idle mind is:   the best way to relax.

A penny saved is:   not much.

You get out of something only what you:   see in the picture on the box.

[Diane Amberg]

I love those!  If I can ever find them, I have some third grade versions. Hilarious