Chuckles

Diane Amberg · August 15, 2007, 02:07:01 PM

No book. Some I've been told over the years. Some are my own. A few I've saved from various sources. I have lots more. The kid's jokes I used at school.
Why do cows wear bells? Their horns don't work.

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Diane Amberg · August 15, 2007, 08:12:10 PM

Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?

The outside.

Carl Harrod · August 15, 2007, 11:10:27 PM

Almost anything is easier to get into than to get out of.

Never let a kiss fool you, or a fool kiss you.

A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far.

Carl Harrod · August 15, 2007, 11:23:49 PM

After hearing a shot, Todd ran next door and found his friend Jason crying.
"Say, what's wrong?" Todd asked.
Jason sobbed, "I had to shoot my dog."
Todd said, "My God! Was he mad?"
Jason replied, "Well, he wasn't exactly thrilled."

Diane Amberg · August 16, 2007, 09:25:02 AM

Very funny

Dee Gee · August 16, 2007, 01:43:36 PM

Advice to all eaters:
If you are thin, don't eat fast.
If you are fat, don't eat. Fast!!

flo · August 16, 2007, 05:40:20 PM

- and that's all I got to say about that

Carl Harrod · August 17, 2007, 12:20:38 AM

Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel...

Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel...

He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down...

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools...

As smart as bait.

Diane Amberg · August 17, 2007, 08:30:40 AM

A room temperature IQ

Diane Amberg · August 18, 2007, 07:54:56 PM

Hey, Kermit, what did the tree frog wear to the St. Patrick's Day parade.

Nothing!