Chuckles

[Diane Amberg]

  If a frog breaks his leg, how does he feel?           unhoppy.

[kdfrawg]

Okey, dokey, then I've been unhoppy!

That kewt!

[Diane Amberg]

 Why do frogs like mysteries?       It's all that croak and dagger stuff.

[kdfrawg]

LOL! You're cracking me up!


( or croaking me up? )

[dandymomma]

During finals my freshman year of college, I had a T-shirt made that said, "Caution - Contents Under Pressure".

[Diane Amberg]

 That's a good one too.

[Diane Amberg]

Here is the last of the warped medical terminology

    Outpatient....A person who has fainted.
    Post-operative....A letter carrier.
    Protein...In favor of young people.
    Secretion...Hiding anything.
    Serology... The study of British knighthood.
    Tablet...A small table.
    Tumor...An extra pair
     Urine...Opposite of you're out.
     Varicose veins...Veins which are very close together.

[Diane Amberg]

 What are shinbones?                Devices for finding furniture in the dark.

[kdfrawg]

When I was younger, I used to find furniture that way.

Now, though, since my brain cannot receive any information about where my feet are, I have quit finding furniture this way. All I can find in the dark now is the floor, which is usually softer than the furniture, although I do tend to find it with my face instead of my shinbones. But if I can get at least a little itty bit of light, so that I know when my legs are when I start, I can walk in the dark just fine by remembering where they are. Unless I forget, of course. Then, it's whammo!

Go figure.

[kfclark]

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness