Chuckles

[flo]

most of the ones I have seen are belly up along the highway.  Have seen a couple live ones and they are a nasty looking animal.  Have friends that have them in their yards and they can completely ruin a lawn and flower garden.

[kdfrawg]

Yes, I think your analysis is correct, Flo. They don't tend to be very bright, but they can be mean. I can tell you, though, from experience in Texas, that those shells won't deflect rifle bullets.

[Diane Amberg]

  The live one I saw at night was near Longton.

[Diane Amberg]

 Why did the frog cross the road?
 
  to see what the ostrich was doing over there.

[kdfrawg]

I would guess that we are only 100 or 150 mile North of Elk County. That may be enough that they didn't make it up here yet. They have seen a lot of them in Wichita, I understand. They tend to get dead in large numbers on the road. A hundred years or so is not enough for armadillos to understand about cars. All they see is that a big flat thing like a road is pretty easy to walk on, compared to the brush at the side of the road. I can tell you though, you know when you have run over one at speed.

[Teresa]

Old fashioned comedy is still the best.

[Ole Granny]

Thanks!  That was great.  Two of my favorites.

[Diane Amberg]

   Where did the pig's grandparents live?
   Wallow, Wallow Washington

[dandymomma]

Ha Ha Ha!!! Love it!!!

[Diane Amberg]

  I thought you might!