Chuckles

[Diane Amberg]

   Why did the life guard make all the elephants leave the Howard pool?

   Because they refused to keep their trunks up.

[kdfrawg]

Here's one for Rudy:

Employment Standards determined a small woodworking shop owner was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

"Well, there's Jake my finisher who's been with me for 3 years, I pay him $900 a week.

The apprentice Tom has been here for 6 months, and I pay him $500 a week.

Then there's the half-wit that works here about 18 hours a day. He makes $10 a week and I buy him a case of beer every Friday," replied the owner.

"That's the guy I want to talk to; the half-wit," says the agent."

The owner says, "That would be me."

[dandymomma]

  After you take out the giraffe.
Here is a seasonal question for you all.
      What kind of food do you... throw away the outside, cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside?

My son says, "chicken, cause you take off the feathers and then cook it and eat it and throw away the bones."

[Diane Amberg]

 I like his answer better than mine! 

[kdfrawg]

< nod, nod >

Amber, that is one bright child you have there!

[Diane Amberg]

   How do elephants communicate?
    By elephone.

    Why did the cow cross the road?
     To get to the udder side.
     
      Why did the ostrich cross the road?
       The chicken had the day off.

[flo]

remember why the chicken crossed the road?

[flo]

ANSWER:  To show the armadillo it could be done

[Diane Amberg]

    Right!!!

[kdfrawg]

Those poor armadillos have just a horrible reputation.  I still have not seen one in Kansas, but I am assured that they are here. I imagine they must be one heck of a surprise for a poor Kansas dog that never saw one before.