Hello & Good Morning!

[Teresa]

Guess if I was doing my 'reporter forum duties" I would be out and about taking pictures...

[Rudy Taylor]

Get with it, Teresa.  That's why you get paid such a big salary to serve as our official administrator and reporter!

No, wait a minute.  It's Ta Ta who gets the big money for being our forum mascot (tiger? pussy cat? copperhead?).

[Wilma]

Oh, Rudy, look out.  Be prepared to duck.  Them's fightin' words.

[Rudy Taylor]

Thanks, Wilma.  I forgot about the duck.

Ta Ta the forum duck --- our distinguished mascot!

I like the sound of it.  Of course, I live 50 miles away and Janet can't reach me.

[Teresa]

But she can drive really really fast..and she will sniff you out and find you...
and when she gets mad...
Eeuuuhwwwwww.. it's a scary site.

You are on your own Rudy dear..
( wear a necklace of garlic and carry a cross)

[Rudy Taylor]

Teresa. your little icon of the bouncing smiley face looks exactly like the face I see each morning as I shave.

I counted the double chins.

Same number of them.

(Oh, no, I think Janet's car just drove by.  Yikes!)

[Wilma]

You're safe till morning, Rudy.  Janet didn't have time to hunt you down before she went to work.  Have a good night's sleep.  You might need it.

[Rudy Taylor]

Shhhhh.

Let's not awake the sleeping mascot.

[Jo McDonald]

Here I sit, on my little chair...
Laughing so hard it curls my hair.
You folks are so funny,
Yes You Are!!!

  Oh look out, Rudy,
Here comes Janet's car !!

[Rudy Taylor]

Nbulrr vzttkk oranee blpp!

Translation:  Help!  Janet ran over me with her big ol' pickup tires.  My face is flat!  I can't talk right!

Please have mercy, Ta Ta!!!