Did You Ever Wonder Why...

[Teresa]

Do you wonder WHY...
When you are at the drive though ordering food at McDonalds...
you are ask if you would like an apple pie to go with your meal!

( If I wanted an apple pie, don't you think you would have ordered it? )

[Kjell H]

Did you ever wonder why the phone doesn't ring at all , until you go in to take a nap?
Then it rings nonstop.

[Joanna]

If the Quick Trip 7-11's are open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year,
Why are there locks on the doors?

Ha! My brainiac son says that when they started, they chose their name because they were open from 7 am to 11 pm.  Only later did they change to 'open 24 hours'.
And he's not really a brainiac, just a font of useless yet interesting information...  Ha! I love having him home for the summer!

[Teresa]

Did you ever wonder why the phone doesn't ring at all , until you go in to take a nap?
Then it rings nonstop.

Or why no one in the family wants to visit with you ...until you are talking on the phone, THEN they all want to talk. 

[kfclark]

The volume on TV shows is much softer than the commercials which blare at an uncomfortable volume.

[MarineMom]

your children always need to use the bathroom just as soon as you step into the shower?

[Wilma]

The roll of TP always runs out in the middle of the night?

[ddurbin]

When you get a $70 speeding ticket, you still tell the officer 'thank you'.

[Wilma]

The telephone and door bell ring at the same time?

[kfclark]

When you get a $70 speeding ticket, you still tell the officer 'thank you'.

This one I know, there is a quiet conversation in my head that goes something like this, "Thank you officer for not dragging me out of my vehicle, cuffing me, doing a cavity search, or taking me to jail. Have a nice day.