Did You Ever Wonder Why...

[admin]

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to
the pan?

[Teresa]

Why is it that we women can't put on mascara with our mouths closed?

[kfclark]

Charles E. Clark's Corollary to Murphy's Law

The probability of everything turning to $#!+
is inversely proportional to the desirability of having it happen.

[Wilma]

If you fed a cow cocoa, would you get chocolate milk?

[Teresa]

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

[LShortt]

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

[kfclark]

do we call it a HOT WATER Heater, if the water were hot already we wouldn't need to heat it.

[Teresa]

Why is it that when you want to eat at this certain place but when you get there it is a waiting line a mile long with 45 minutes waiting time, so you decide to NOT eat there because of that ..even though you really really really wanted to ..so you get in the truck and drive someplace else thinking you will eat someplace faster but after getting there, you find it is another waiting line but not as long, so you just say to hell with it and sit and wait, but after all is said and done, you would have saved time if you had just stayed at the first place that you really really wanted to eat at, but you didn't.

((can you tell that this hit REALLY close to home))??
LOL LOL

[Flintauqua]

We call articles of clothing that are not one piece pairs:  socks, shoes, stockings, etc.; but then also call articles that are one piece pairs:  pants, shorts, jeans, etc.

[admin]

If the Quick Trip 7-11's are open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year,
Why are there locks on the doors?