Why the Easter Bunny Brings Eggs

[genealogynut]

1.  Big tax write-off.

2.  Who ever heard of Easter Bricks?

3.  Consider all of the varieties:  scrambled, over easy, hard-boiled.

4.  He gets a good deal from the local chickens.

5.  Pressure from the Egg Marketing Board.

6.  Secret plan to eliminate human race by cholesterol overdose.

7.  Because if it brought bottle rockets it would be the Independence Bunny.

8.  Would you want to hunt for waffles?

9.  He thinks guys should get chicks at least once a year.

10.  Because the Energizer rabbit got the good job.