Thoughts to Ponder for 2007

[genealogynut]

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like a Slinky......not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather.  It pays no attention to criticism.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30 cents?

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird.  Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Life is like a jar of jalepenos.  What you do today, might burn your procto tomorrow.

AND NOW THE MAIN THOUGHT FOR 2007--

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.  Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.