.Delaware Governor Awkwardly Defends Biden Shotgun Comments .

Started by Warph, February 25, 2013, 04:14:10 AM

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Delaware Dem Governor: "I Was Not The Least Bit Troubled"
Biden Advised Americans To Break Gun Laws...






You know... the Democrat party reminds me of the friendships that are so often forged
on the halls of mental institutions.... support of your insanity, justifies my insanity.

Joe and Jill Biden were both patients in a mental hospital.  One day while they
were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Joe suddenly jumped into the
deep end.  He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Jill promptly jumped in to save him.  She swam to the bottom and pulled
Joe out.

When the medical director became aware of Jill's heroic act, he
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell Jill the news he said, "Jill, I have good news
and bad news.

The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally
respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, your husband. I
have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Joe, your husband, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe
belt in the bathroom.  I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Jill replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.  How soon
can I go home?"

"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

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