How about some jokes and riddles to lighten up things?

Diane Amberg · December 16, 2012, 04:32:10 PM

Just little short ones please.

When spoken it's broken. What is it?

Wilma · December 16, 2012, 06:00:11 PM

Silence?

farmgal67357 · December 16, 2012, 06:37:20 PM

When life hands you melons, you may be dyslexic......

Lisa

farmgal67357 · December 16, 2012, 06:38:06 PM

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
Lisa

sixdogsmom · December 16, 2012, 06:44:45 PM

Wilma, you broke it !

Diane Amberg · December 17, 2012, 02:02:31 PM

Yup! That's it. Good ones folks, how about more?

It travels around the world, but sits in a corner? What is it?

Wilma · December 17, 2012, 02:03:25 PM

A globe?

Warph · December 17, 2012, 08:53:57 PM

Quote from: Diane Amberg on December 17, 2012, 02:02:31 PM

It travels around the world, but sits in a corner? What is it?

Warph.

Diane Amberg · December 19, 2012, 10:09:07 AM

Ha! No, it's a good one for this season. Try again.

W. Gray · December 19, 2012, 02:01:07 PM

Sits in one corner? Well, most of the time.

More likely than not, it is adhered and can't move. And no one has any respect for it either; tossing it around all the time but it stays in the corner.