How about some jokes and riddles to lighten up things?

[Bullwinkle]

       A lame excuse for a personal attack.

      I guess you ran out of real jokes.

[Bullwinkle]

       What was the 2004 Guiness books " dullest" state?

[Bullwinkle]

       Why did they build the Mercedes plant so close to the University of Delaware?



      They knew they had an unlimited supply of crash test dummies just down the road.

[Diane Amberg]

HA! Actually there is a big medical research facility building on the old Chrysler site,which UD bought. Same joke with medical research subjects. It's already made the rounds here. As far as a personal attack?...just look in the mirror Bub...three of you co wrote the book on insults, humiliation attempts, and personal attacks.
I hear it sold three copies. yuk,yuk.

[Bullwinkle]

      Did you hear that the governors mansion burned down in Delaware?

      Almost took out the whole trailer park.

[flintauqua]

The only Gov I recall living in a trailer in recent memory would be Mike Huckabee:

http://articles.latimes.com/2000/jul/19/news/mn-55365

[Diane Amberg]

HA!   I've heard the Kansas Governor lives in a barn just outside Topeka. They have water from a pump and pipe in the Kansas River and get fresh milk from the lower level, twice a day. They have a big entertainment room, but have to move the chickens off the grain sacks and hay bales so they can sit down to watch the football game on TV.

[Bullwinkle]

       You are so predictable.

     By the way, I wish that were true. It's how all politicians should live, but without TV.

[Diane Amberg]

I'm predictable? So? I assume you know about the latest on Andy Reid? Ya just can't get away from us east coasters...better get used to it!

[Bullwinkle]

      Again you stray from the topic. As I said before, you evidently have no more jokes.