How about some jokes and riddles to lighten up things?

Started by Diane Amberg, December 16, 2012, 04:32:10 PM

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Wilma

#10
December 19, 2012, 02:19:34 PM
It sits in a corner, but travels around the world.

I am sitting in a corner at my computer.  There are many things on my computer, including E-mail.  E-mail travels around the world.  Is it me?  My computer?  Or maybe my E-mail?

W. Gray

#11
December 19, 2012, 07:48:49 PM
But you haven't been cancelled, Wilma. Someone just might cancel this joke, too.
"If one of the many corrupt...county-seat contests must be taken by way of illustration, the choice of Howard County, Kansas, is ideal." Dr. Everett Dick, The Sod-House Frontier, 1854-1890.
"One of the most expensive county-seat wars in terms of time and money lost..." Dr. Homer E Socolofsky, KSU

readyaimduck

#12
December 19, 2012, 08:12:31 PM
Wilma, I hate to break it to you.....sit down....
It's you.   ;D

ready

Warph

#13
December 19, 2012, 09:48:33 PM

Un timbre.... qui s'assied dans le coin droite supérieur d'une enveloppe.
"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

Warph

#14
December 19, 2012, 09:52:18 PM
In the movie 'Rise of the Planet of the Apes,' not only do the apes take over, but they actually do a much better job with the debt crisis than Obuma."
"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

Diane Amberg

#15
December 22, 2012, 01:45:47 PM
How about in English please Warph? Timbre-poste? Wilma, wacha think? ;)

W. Gray

#16
December 22, 2012, 02:09:18 PM
Wilma might even collect them--before or after cancellation.
"If one of the many corrupt...county-seat contests must be taken by way of illustration, the choice of Howard County, Kansas, is ideal." Dr. Everett Dick, The Sod-House Frontier, 1854-1890.
"One of the most expensive county-seat wars in terms of time and money lost..." Dr. Homer E Socolofsky, KSU

Wilma

#17
December 22, 2012, 03:29:38 PM
All right, you guys.  It took a while, but---postage stamps.  So there.

farmgal67357

#19
December 22, 2012, 04:37:04 PM
HUZZAH!!!! I'm glad someone got it, cause it was driving me CRAZY!!!
Lisa
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