Hostess Bakery Will be Saved By the Government

[W. Gray]

The Government is saving the Hostess brands and will provide jobs.

This is how it will be split up.

The State Department is hiring all the Twinkies.

The Secret Service will hire all the HoHos

The generals are already sleeping with the Cupcakes

and the voters will be sending all the Ding Dongs to Congress.

[Warph]

AMEN, BROTHER... AMEN!