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redcliffsw

#4500
December 19, 2015, 06:32:41 AM


                     




Ross

#4501
December 19, 2015, 07:46:57 PM





Spending Bill Betrayal by Establishment Republicans
Confirms Contempt for Base





https://www.oathkeepers.org/establishment-republican-budget-betrayal-shows-contempt-for-america/

Warph

#4502
December 20, 2015, 01:22:23 AM Last Edit: December 20, 2015, 02:05:27 AM by Warph








Remember when media controversy sparked by Barack Insane Obuma's statement 'If I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon' had prompted many prominent citizens to come to his defense by declaring, in the I-am-Spartacus fashion, "If I also had a son...":

Nancy Pelosi: "... he'd owe China $256,000,000 before he reaches puberty."

George Soros: "... he'd own a chauffeured tricycle."

Bill Clinton: "... he'd know what 'is' is."

Hillary Clinton: "I already have a son and his name is Bill."

Michael Bloomberg: "... he wouldn't be eating trans fats - or he'd be out of the will."

Harry Reid: "... he wouldn't smell like the unwashed masses visiting the Capitol."

Sheriff Joe Arpaio: "... his birth certificate wouldn't have PDF layers."

Donald Trump: "What Sheriff Joe said."

Al Sharpton: "... he wouldn't be a honky or one of them Jews."

Michael Moore: "... I wouldn't eat him as long as he doesn't get between me and the fridge."

Joe Biden: "I have a son? Have we met?"

Rosie O'Donnell: "... I'd keep him in a cage and train him to attack toupees, and then I'd invite Donald Trump over and open the cage."

Oprah: "... I'd keep him away from Rosie O'Donnell."

Anita Dunn: "... I'd name him Mao Tse-Dunn."

Eric Holder: "... I'd tell him he was conceived during fast and furious sex, then I'd smuggle him into Mexico."

Occupy Theoretician Elizabeth Warren: "... I'd wait for him to crap all over himself, then throw him at the police."

Debbie Wasserman Schultz: "... I'd hire Bill Maher to teach him manners and Anthony Weiner to teach him photography."

Safe Schools Czar Kevin Jennings: "I'd teach him to have safe sex - with me."

HHS Director Katherine Sebelius: "I'd give him an exemption from ObamaCare."

Mitt Romney: "I'd give him an exemption from RomneyCare."

John Edwards: "... I'd bequeath to him my secret to silky, sensuous, and coquettish man-hair."

Al Gore: "... I'd cut his feet off so I wouldn't have to worry about his carbon footprint."

Science Czar John Holdren: "I can't have a son; I cut my testicles off so I can sleep at night not worrying about overpopulation."

An anonymous Georgetown Law Student: "Having blown my entire trust fund on contraceptives, I damn well better not get pregnant with a son!"

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Ginsberg: "... I'd send him off to South Africa, they have a better constitution."

CNN host Soledad O'Brien: "... I'd read him fairy tales, starting with Critical Race Theory."

MSNBC host Chris Mathews: "... I'd tell him bedtime stories of the adventures of the heroic knight, Sir Barry Obama, unless instructed otherwise."

Robert F. Kennedy XXXLXVII: "... I'd name him 'Robert F. Kennedy XXXLXVIII.'"

Charlie Sheen: "... I'd pay him to go away."
"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

Warph

#4503
December 20, 2015, 02:18:04 AM Last Edit: December 20, 2015, 02:25:58 AM by Warph

REMEMBER WHEN 2012

The Charlatans at Charlotte, NC, present
The Dementocratic National Convention Freakshow
Featuring real living human oddities:
Sandra Fluke The Subsidized Snake Charmer
The Thin-Skinned President Barack Obama
Elisabeth Warren The Lily-White Cherokee
The Contortionist Charlie Crist
Joe Biden The Brainless Man


Other oddities with mental anomalies include: Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Michelle "The Beard" Obama, John Kerry - The Horse Face Boy, Jummah and The Flying Prayer Carpet, Bill Clinton - The Fat Lady Chaser, Obama's Egyptian Sand Statue, and more.
"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

redcliffsw

#4504
December 20, 2015, 03:23:49 PM







Warph

#4505
December 22, 2015, 07:07:15 PM


***The Declaration of Independence!***
Our Lives, Our Fortunes, and Our Sacred Honor!
(By Paul Harvey)

VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=vhgfknG8hhg
"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

Warph

#4506
December 22, 2015, 07:53:33 PM
"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

Warph

#4507
December 22, 2015, 07:59:20 PM
"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

Warph

#4508
December 22, 2015, 08:03:49 PM


Paul Harvey Pays Tribute to Firefighters

VIDEO:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=mqt_pOQpUKg


"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

frawin

#4509
December 22, 2015, 08:05:49 PM
Some great Post Warph, I need to read the last two, you are on a Roll. Keep them coming. Is OBUMA going to try to force a third Term on the people. I hear more and more people say that OBUMA is going to declare  Martial Law and say that he has to stay in Office.
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