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Moonlite Bunny Ranch Launches "Hookers For Hillary"

(Well heck... with Slick Willy, they'd automatically up their clientele. 
In other news, Hillary's Scooby Doo Van stopped in at the Bunny Ranch so Pantsuit could show that she relates with the average American hooker....)

Via Washington Times:
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/apr/17/dennis-hofs-moonlite-bunny-ranch-launches-hookers-/

Nevada sex workers at Dennis Hof's famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch have launched a "Hookers for Hillary" Clinton website that endorses the former secretary of state's campaign for president.

The legal brothel in Carson City, which was the subject of HBO's "Cathouse" series, has drafted a four-point platform explaining their endorsement.

"Hillary Clinton, as part of her husband's administration, envisioned health care reform in the 1990's, long before President Obama was able to sign it into law," they write. "The Affordable Health Care Act made health insurance available for the first time ever to the 500 independent contractors employed by Dennis Hof. With any Republican nominee likely to work for its' repeal, the Bunnies want to protect the quality health coverage that they now enjoy."

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Hillary's Chipotle publicity stunt didn't turn out so well.  She disguised herself in Anna Wintour glasses and did not interact with any normal people beyond placing her order.  Apparently more people are appalled that she didn't leave anything in the tip cup than are worried about her grossly irresponsible and possibly treasonous activities as Secretary of State.  But it's not as if she and her team didn't try:

VIDEO:

Jon Stewart Can Barely Take Media Stupidity over Hillary's Chipotle Visit:

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Top Ten Things Overheard In Hillary Clinton's Scooby Van - David Letterman

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Hillary Pantsuit... Trustworthy?

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Hillary Clinton Linked to Missing State Department Billions

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[Ross]

This is too rich.
Educated idiots on display on a college campus!
And a demonstration of Critical Thinking on the College level. LOL
I rest my case.

(just kidding about resting my case.)

Embarrassing!
Sexist college students say the top reason they're voting for Hillary Clinton
is her
gender

The Right Scoop reports,

Caleb Bonham of Campus Reform simply asked them one question – what is the number one reason to vote for Hillary?

We're doomed. Buy gold, horde some supplies, and wait for the inevitable zombie apocalypse.

What is wrong with these students? Would you vote for a white supremacist simply because she was a woman? What about a terrorist who was a woman? This country is going to hell in a handbasket fast if the average – not even just the far left – college student is choosing who to vote for based on their gender. Watch the depressing video below.

http://rightwingnews.com/top-news/embarrassing-sexist-college-students-say-the-top-reason-theyre-voting-for-hillary-clinton-is-her-gender/

It's a sad state of affairs when the educated are this dumb.

[Ross]

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This from Jo McDonald:

THE BATTLING BOYS OF BENGHAZI

We're the battling boys of Benghazi
No fame, no glory, no paparazzi.
Just a fiery death in a blazing hell
Defending our country we loved so well.


It wasn't our job, but we answered the call,
fought to the Consulate and scaled the wall.
We pulled twenty brothers from the jaws of fate
Led them to safety, and stood at the gate.


Just the two of us, and foes by the score,
But we stood fast to bar the door.
All three calls for reinforcement were denied,
So we fought, and we fought, and we fought 'til we died.


We gave our all for our Uncle Sam,
But Barack Obama didn't give a damn.
Just two dead seals who carried the load?
No thanks to us. We were just "Bumps In The Road".

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Looks like Hillary does not expect to win:

Quotes by Hillary:

"Many of you are well enough off that the tax cuts may have helped you. We're saying that for America to get back on track, we're probably going to cut that short and not give it to you. We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."

~Hillary Clinton

"Extremism thrives amid ignorance and anger, intimidation and cowardice."

~ Hillary Clinton

"There are 4 billion cell phones in use today. Many of them are in the hands of market vendors, rickshaw drivers, and others who've historically lacked access to education and opportunity. Information networks have become a great leveler, and we should use them together to help lift people out of poverty and give them a freedom from want."

~Hillary Clinton

"I am, you know, adamantly against illegal immigration."

~Hillary Clinton

"If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle."

~Hillary Clinton

"In almost every profession - whether it's law or journalism, finance or medicine or academia or running a small business - people rely on confidential communications to do their jobs. We count on the space of trust that confidentiality provides. When someone breaches that trust, we are all worse off for it."

~Hillary Clinton

"We're always going to argue about abortion. It's a hard choice and it's controversial, and that's why I'm pro-choice, because I want people to make their own choices."

~Hillary Clinton

"You cannot have maternal health without reproductive health. And reproductive health includes contraception and family planning and access to legal, safe abortion."

~Hillary Clinton

"No matter what you think about the Iraq war, there is one thing we can all agree on for the next days - we have to salute the courage and bravery of those who are risking their lives to vote and those brave Iraqi and American soldiers fighting to protect their right to vote."

~Hillary Clinton

"There are rich people everywhere, and yet they don't contribute to the growth of their countries."

~Hillary Clinton

We would very much like to see Iran take a position as a responsible leader that doesn't intimidate or threaten or scare its neighbors and others. But the choice is really up to Iran and we're going to keep working to try to come out with the right decision.

~Hillary Clinton

"If you're not comfortable with public speaking - and nobody starts out comfortable; you have to learn how to be comfortable - practice. I cannot overstate the importance of practicing. Get some close friends or family members to help evaluate you, or somebody at work that you trust."

~Hillary Clinton

"The United States strongly condemns the illegal disclosure of classified information. It puts people's lives in danger, threatens our national security, and undermines our efforts to work with other countries to solve shared problems."

~Hillary Clinton

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."

~Hillary Clinton

"I have absolutely no interest in running for president again. None. None. I mean, I know that's hard for some people to believe, but, you know, I just don't."

~Hillary Clinton

"The Russians and the Chinese have been absolutely clear they don't want to see Iran with a nuclear weapon."

~Hillary Clinton

"You feel sometimes when you hear analysts and knowledgeable people talking about Iran that they fear so much about the survival of the regime, because deep down it's not a legitimate regime, it doesn't represent the will of the people, it's kind of morphed into kind of a military theocracy."

~Hillary Clinton

'''Smart power' is the use of American power in ways that would help prevent and resolve conflict - not just send our military in."

~Hillary Clinton

"I can't stand whining."

~Hillary Clinton

"What difference, at this point, does it make"

~Hillary Clinton

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Feds Waste $400,000 and Counting on Study of Black
Adolescent Homosexual Satisfaction Levels

April 17, 2015 3:00 pm

(You put liberals in charge of spending your money for you, what do you expect if not this?...) :

Project examining the 'meaning and function' of first 'penetrative same-sex sexual experiences'

The National Institutes of Health (NIH) has spent over $400,000 studying the satisfaction levels of the first sexual experiences of young gay men.

The four-year study, being conducted by Johns Hopkins University, is examining the "meaning and function" of first "penetrative same-sex sexual experiences."

"Prior work has demonstrated that same-sex relationship trajectories support the development of self-esteem in young gay and bisexual men, while opposite same-sex relationships may be associated with homonegativity," a grant for the project, which began in 2012, states. "Little is known about the meaning and function of first same-sex experience in [African-American] AA adolescent men and whether satisfaction with first penetrative same-sex experience impacts sexual trajectories."

(If the government funds it... and these days Big Government controls most everything through coercive funding... a racial aspect will probably be shoehorned in somehow.  But of course, as crucial as the sexual satisfaction of adolescent homosexuals may be to the well-being of the nation, it pales in significance to the sexual satisfaction of black adolescent homosexuals...)

"The goal of this project is to understand the meaning and function of first same-sex sexual experience and to prospectively be able to assess its impact on subsequent sexual experiences, young adult sexual health and health protective behaviors," the grant said.

(Great concept for a gay porno movie, but scientific research used to have more elevated priorities...)

The project has cost taxpayers $410,265 so far, with funding not set to expire until May 2016.

The study is also examining the satisfaction levels of young gay men during their first time.

"The research phase of the award is to explore the reasons for and satisfaction with first and subsequent penetrative same-sex sexual experiences (PSSE) and to examine the role of first PSSE on second and subsequent PSSEs in AA men (Study 1) and how social context impacts sexual satisfaction with first PSSE," the grant said.

The study will also look at the amount of time between the first and second partner, depending on the "sexual satisfaction" of the first "PSSE."

Forty-five African American adolescent males are undergoing "in-depth" interviews for the study. The research will also create an Internet survey.

The NIH grant said that the study is necessary due to a lack of research focusing on young African-American males and will be beneficial to preventing HIV.

"The lack of representativeness of AA adolescent males in studies focused on early same-sex sexual relationships contrasted with high rates of HIV in AA adolescent MSM suggests that this project fulfills a need to understand whether these early same-sex sexual experiences impact risk for HIV," the grant said.

(Here's how they justify wasting our money on this filthy folly...):

"AA [men who have sex with men] MSM struggle with a sexual identity that is stigmatized in their communities, along with discrimination, and racism," the grant continued. "As a result, first romantic and sexual experiences are likely to differ from other adolescent groups in ways that make them particularly vulnerable to HIV."

The study is meant to help the lead researcher, assistant professor of pediatrics at the Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine Dr. Renata Arrington-Sanders, to become a "successful independent minority investigator" and a "rigorous behavioral scientist."

Arrington-Sanders research focuses on "improving the sexual health of African American adolescent men who have sex with men and also HIV prevention community-based efforts and linking HIV-infected adolescents to care."

Arrington-Sanders previously studied why some young African-American gay men seek out older partners, finding that older partners had "emotional maturity," could expose them to "more life experiences," and helped young men "sort through sexual position and how to perform in relationships."

(You can imagine the bureauweenie bobbing his head as he reads.  Stigmatized, discrimination, racism, check check check.  Here's your blank check, courtesy of taxpayers.
As for the predictable HIV justification, if the authorities were serious about combating the horrific diseases spread by homosexuality, they would promote it less relentlessly.
It would be vastly better to pile up the money we earn and set it on fire than to turn it over to the creepy degenerate leftists running the federal government...)

- See more at: http://freebeacon.com/issues/feds-spent-410265-studying-satisfaction-levels-of-young-gay-mens-first-time/#sthash.u1nHXpHm.dpuf

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EPA Wastes Money on Website That Tells Children Not to Take Baths

https://wp.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/04/11/epa-tells-kids-to-avoid-baths-and-asks-them-to-check-toilets-for-leaks/

How do our liberal rulers deal with the droughts they severely exacerbate with their lunatic policies?  By building more dams, reservoirs, and desalinization plants?  No... by refraining from flushing zillions of gallons of water out to sea for the alleged benefit of some useless minnow?  No... here's how: by encouraging children not to take baths.

As part of its effort to help save the planet from the dangers of taking too many baths, the EPA's WaterSense program is trying to convince kids they should avoid bathtubs in favor of showers, which it says is a far more efficient use of water.

"To save even more water, keep your shower under five minutes long—try timing yourself with a clock next time you hop in!" the "WaterSense for Kids" website says.
http://www.epa.gov/watersense/kids/showerpower.html


If you find a drowned clock in the shower, you'll know that your child somehow stumbled onto a government website.  Fortunately this isn't likely to happen.

Too bad bureauweenies only worry about "waste" when it comes to things like water used for hygiene. Regarding our money, waste is never an issue.