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[Ross]

[Ross]

This is definitly not politically correct speaking but very truthful
Obuma is raping our nation and not using vaseline nor prophylactic.
I'm sick of Politically Correct Speak.

DHS Launches "Family Reunification",
Refugee Program for
Central Americans

APRIL 01, 2015

To facilitate the often treacherous process of entering the United States illegally through the southern border, the Obama administration is offering free transportation from three Central American countries and a special refugee/parole program with "resettlement assistance" and permanent residency.

Under the new initiative the administration has rebranded the official name it originally assigned to the droves of illegal immigrant minors who continue sneaking into the U.S. They're no longer known as Unaccompanied Alien Children (UAC), a term that evidently was offensive and not politically correct enough for the powerful open borders movement. The new arrivals will be officially known as Central American Minors (CAM) and they will be eligible for a special refugee/parole that offers a free one-way flight to the U.S. from El Salvador, Guatemala or Honduras. The project is a joint venture between the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) and the State Department.

Specifically, the "program provides certain children in El Salvador, Guatemala and Honduras with a safe, legal, and orderly alternative to the dangerous journey that some children are undertaking to the United States," according to a DHS memo obtained by JW this week. The document goes on to say that the CAM program has started accepting applications from "qualifying parents" to bring their offspring under the age of 21 from El Salvador, Guatemala or Honduras. The candidates will then be granted a special refugee parole, which includes many taxpayer-funded perks and benefits. Among them is a free education, food stamps, medical care and living expenses.

During a special teleconference this week officials from U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) and the State Department explained how CAM will work. Only "friendly" groups and individuals invited by the government were allowed to participate and the event was not open to the media. Judicial Watch attended as a Non-Governmental Organization (NGO) with interest in the matter. Obama administration officials offered an overview of the new CAM initiative and confirmed that the U.S. has deployed staff to the region to handle the influx of applicants. A State Department official promoted CAM as a "family reunification" program that will be completely funded by American taxpayers, though the official claimed to have no idea what the cost will be.

A U.S.-based parent will initiate the application to bring his or her child in from any of the three Central American countries. To qualify they must be a permanent resident, a parolee or a beneficiary of Obama's recent amnesty or deferred action. Many have probably lived illegally in the U.S. for years. The only out-of-pocket cost is for a DNA test to assure the child belongs to the applicant but Uncle Sam will reimburse the money if the result is positive. A U.S. official will interview the child, then a medical exam and "cultural orientation" will be conducted before the minor flies to the U.S. Once in the U.S. the illegal alien will get "resettlement assistance," the State Department official confirmed during the teleconference.

If the applicant doesn't qualify for the more desirable refugee status he or she can be considered for parole, a USCIS official explained in the teleconference, which was attended mostly by immigrant rights groups known for advocating on behalf of illegal aliens. Refugee status is a form of protection offered to those who are deemed of special humanitarian concern to the United States. Parole allows individuals who may be otherwise inadmissible to come to the U.S. on a case-by-case basis for urgent humanitarian reasons or significant public benefit. The State Department official assured that applicants need not express or document a credible fear to qualify under CAM because "we want to make sure this program is open to as many people as possible."

http://www.judicialwatch.org/blog/2015/04/dhs-launches-family-reunification-refugee-program-for-central-americans/

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Brownback signs bill allowing concealed carrying of guns without permit

(Welcome to AZ, Kansas...
ain't nobody gonna mess with me and my SteamPunk CCW ...)

TOPEKA, Kan. (KSNT/AP) — Gov. Sam Brownback signed a bill on Thursday allowing Kansas residents to carry concealed firearms without a permit.

Legislators approved the measure last week, and the new law will take effect July 1.

The National Rifle Association says Kansas will become the fifth state to allow concealed carry without a permit everywhere."Kansans shouldn't need a permission slip to fulfill their constitutional rights." Brownback said at the signing.

Kansas still would issue permits for gun owners who want to carry concealed in other states that recognize Kansas permits. A person seeking a Kansas permit must undergo eight hours of firearms training.

Supporters of the bill said gun owners have shown they can be trusted to carry concealed.

Brownback said gun owners have shown they are responsible.

Critics of the measure say the state should require some training to carry concealed.

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  17 Signs You Might Be Living in a Bad Neighborhood 

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How to Cook Bacon With Fully Automatic M16 Rifle

Competitive shooter Dustin Ellermann — a former winner of Top Shot –has found a creative way to prepare breakfast in the wild – he puts rashers of bacon around a flash suppressor attached to an M16 assault rifle, wraps them in tin foil, and fires until the meat starts smoking. It apparently takes several minutes and 90 rounds to cook the bacon.

It's pretty effective, very tasty, and definitely NOT Muslim-friendly.

And what words came to Ellermann's mind as he wrapped a slice of bacon around the suppressor attached to the M16? "So much America right now."

VIDEO: 

[Diane Amberg]

Uh, Ok, but I can think of cheaper ways to cook bacon. Remember when we kept food warm on the engine manifold? He is one heck of a good shot though.

[Ross]

Uh, Ok, but I can think of cheaper ways to cook bacon. Remember when we kept food warm on the engine manifold? He is one heck of a good shot though.

But ya didn't have M-16's and Muslims to cook bacon for did you?

LOL

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CONSPIRACY THEORY OF THE DAY

President Obama Resigns! New Job Awaits!

April 1, 2015

VIDEO of Obuma Resigning:  [/color][/size][/b]

In happier days.

Washington - President Obama announced to the world today that he is resigning from the Presdiency. His resignation takes effect immediately. Mr Obama has found that the people who want the position are not aware of what the job entails, or are delusional enough to think that they will enjoy making decisions that no one will like. Vice President Biden will act as president until the next election. Mr. Biden was smiling ear to ear like a kid on Christmas morning sugared up in Halloween candy.

When asked what he will do, Mr Obama stated he has a position lined up: lion tamer. The Death Wish Circus has accepted him as a fully fledged lion tamer. Though Mr Obama has no experience taming lions, per se, his performance in dealing with Republicans, Democrats, and world leaders show that he is a quick learner. When confronted by one of the press about the cruel treatment of animals in circuses Mr Obama replied, "This circus has been certified by PETA, and no whips are allowed when dealing with the big cats. Lion tamers are expected to use strongly worded commands and wildly desperate hand gestures." Mr Obama stated that his wife, Michelle, supports his position 100% and plans to work at one of the concession stands with their daughters.

John Boehner, Speaker of the House, cried upon hearing the news in orangy tinged amazement. Mr Boehner was not able to make a comment at this time. But a Newest Newsy News reporter could hear the Speaker of the House through the closed door of his office sobbing, "Why does he get to be the lion tamer and I get stuck being a clown?"

Read more at:
http://www.therandomjournal.com/president-obama-resigns-new-job-awaits/
http://www.bing.com/search?q=President+Obama+Resigns+as+President&FORM=QSRE1

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Michelle Obama Scandal Erupts!

Michelle is about to be impeached.
There is a real possibility that she will
abdicate from being First Lady.

Washington DC - Speaker of the House of Representatives, John Boehner, has officially levelled charges against Michelle Obama. The federal government held its collective breath as the Republican from Ohio read the charges against the First Lady.

Simply put, Michelle Obama's relationship with the organic food industrial complex is improper, and is clearly a high crime of these United States.

Speaker Boehner continued to cite evidence gathered by the FBI on how Mrs. Obama's Let's Move campaign, the nationwide childhood anti-obesity drive, was used by the First Lady to funnel tens of pounds of fresh organic food into the White House.

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What Would Happen If Martial Law Was Declared In America?

By Michael Snyder

In recent weeks, there has been a lot of concern that an upcoming eight week military exercise on U.S. soil known as "Jade Helm"....

http://www.bing.com/search?q=Operation+Jade+Helm&qs=n&form=QBLH&pq=operation+jade+helm&sc=1-19&sp=-1&sk=&cvid=3b951682aaa6458d9691055fc35d37df

.....is actually a dress rehearsal for the imposition of martial law in this country.  One of the reasons for the high level of concern is that we have seen a dramatic increase in the number of "urban warfare exercises" conducted by the U.S. military in major U.S. cities over the past decade – including exercises where "dissidents" are hunted down, arrested and hauled away.  As our world becomes increasingly unstable, and as our society rapidly decays from within, many believe that it is only a matter of time before the executive branch will have sufficient excuse to use the extensive martial law powers that it has been accumulating since 9/11.  When that day arrives, what will our nation look like?  What would actually happen if martial law was declared in America?

Well, the first thing that you need to know is that the U.S. Constitution would be "suspended".

In other words, you would suddenly have no rights at all.

There would be no freedom of speech, no freedom of the press, no freedom of assembly and you could be arrested at any time for any reason whatsoever.

For the duration of the "emergency", the military would be in control.  There would be troops in the streets, a curfew would almost certainly be imposed, and armed checkpoints would be set up.

If the "emergency" lasted long enough, we would probably see authorities go house to house confiscating firearms, ammunition and food supplies.

And perhaps most troubling of all, "dissidents" and "subversives" would likely be rounded up and imprisoned.

Perhaps you don't think that this could ever happen in the United States in 2015.

Well, we do know that this is precisely what the FBI had a plan to do in the 1950s.  The following is an excerpt from a recent RT article...
Documents show the FBI created a "Plan C" during the Cold War, which could have been triggered in the event the US underwent a nuclear attack. It included putting the nation under martial law, rounding up "subversives," and interning enemy diplomats.

The documents, acquired by transparency journalism organization MuckRock, detail the FBI plan created in 1956, which was shared with several top officials from every governmental department. The FBI also distributed papers regarding the plan to its field offices. The plan would have gone into effect "after a war has begun in which the US is involved or may become involved and prior to an actual attack on the US itself," according to the documents.

Under Plan C, martial law would be declared and the FBI would enact its 'Emergency Detention Program,' which entailed apprehending individuals whose affiliations with subversive organizations "are so pronounced that their continued liberty in the event of a national emergency would present a serious threat to the internal security of the country." The document shows that as of April 1956, almost 13,000 people "were scheduled for apprehension in an emergency."

Very sobering.

And we do know that the federal government had a list of at least 8 million names of people that were considered to be "threats to national security" back in the 1980s.  This list was known as Main Core, and it is not known whether this list still exists today.

I have a feeling that it does, and that it is probably much larger than it was back then.

We also know that government documents produced during the Obama administration openly discuss rounding up "dissidents" and taking them to internment camps. 

Just consider the following example from Infowars...
A leaked 2012 US Army Military Police training manual, entitled "Civil Disturbance Operations," described how soldiers would be ordered to confiscate firearms and kill American "dissidents." The manual also revealed that prisoners would be detained in temporary internment camps and "re-educated" to gain a new appreciation of "U.S. policies," in accordance with U.S. Army FM 3-19.40 Internment/Resettlement Operations.

So who would those "dissidents" be exactly?

In "72 Types Of Americans That Are Considered 'Potential Terrorists' In Official Government Documents", I detailed how official U.S. government documents specifically identify those that believe in "conspiracy theories" as possible threats.  Others that the government is concerned about include those opposed to abortion, globalism, communism, illegal immigration, the United Nations and "the New World Order".

I wish that none of this was true.  Go check out the article for yourself.

Another very disturbing government document talks about the need for the U.S. Army to prepare to battle political dissidents in "megacities" and to neutralize groups "who can influence the lives of the population while undermining the authority of the state". 

Here is more from Infowars...
The U.S. Army is preparing to fight political dissidents who challenge the power of the state as "megacities" become the battleground of the future, according to a new report in the Army Times.

The article details how the Army's Capabilities Integration Center (ARCIC) worked with US Army Special Operations Command, the chief of staff's Strategic Studies Group and the UK's Ministry of Defence earlier this year to wargame the future of armed combat, which will revolve around the neutralization of groups "who can influence the lives of the population while undermining the authority of the state," a chillingly vague description which could easily be applied to political dissidents.

The plan foresees an unprecedented realignment of U.S. military strategy focused around putting "boots on the ground" in megacities to deal with "politically dispossessed" populations while relying on "more lethal and more autonomous" methods.

Very alarming stuff.

And if we did see martial law declared nationwide, it is likely that all elections would be suspended indefinitely.

That could also potentially include the 2016 presidential election.

Is it possible that Barack Obama could use his emergency powers to stay in the White House beyond his second term?  There are some out there that believe that this could actually happen under the right circumstances. 

For example, check out what Dr. Ben Carson said during an appearance on the Alan Colmes radio show...
COLMES: What do you mean though when you say there may not be an election in 2016?

DR. BEN CARSON: There may be so much anarchy going on.

COLMES: Anarchy? So you really think we risk risking an anarchic America to the point where elections might be put on hold, or some kind of emergency is declared with such anarchy that there wouldn't be a Presidential election in a couple of years?

DR. BEN CARSON: I don't want to find out. I really don't want to find out, I don't want to continue down this pathway that we're going down.

And the groundwork has certainly been laid for such a scenario.

During his time in the White House, Barack Obama has signed a series of executive orders that give him and his minions an extraordinary amount of power in the event of a major national emergency.

For example, read the following excerpt from an executive order that Obama signed in March 2012...


Sec. 201.  Priorities and Allocations Authorities.  (a)  The authority of the President conferred by section 101 of the Act, 50 U.S.C. App. 2071, to require acceptance and priority performance of contracts or orders (other than contracts of employment) to promote the national defense over performance of any other contracts or orders, and to allocate materials, services, and facilities as deemed necessary or appropriate to promote the national defense, is delegated to the following agency heads:

(1)  the Secretary of Agriculture with respect to food resources, food resource facilities, livestock resources, veterinary resources, plant health resources, and the domestic distribution of farm equipment and commercial fertilizer;

(2)  the Secretary of Energy with respect to all forms of energy;

(3)  the Secretary of Health and Human Services with respect to health resources;

(4)  the Secretary of Transportation with respect to all forms of civil transportation;

(5)  the Secretary of Defense with respect to water resources; and

(6)  the Secretary of Commerce with respect to all other materials, services, and facilities, including construction materials.

That sounds like it covers just about everything.

Basically, during a time of martial law all of the things that you take for granted today would be out the window.

You would have no rights, and the federal government would be able to do just about anything that it wanted to do.

If that sounds really bad to you, then maybe now you are starting to understand why so many people get upset when they see preparations being made for the eventual imposition of martial law in this country.